Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
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the winchester’s wardrobe › sam’s orange plaid shirts
|7 hours ago with 8692 notes||From: hunterintrenchcoat Via: castiells|
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
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I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it
what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette
|8 hours ago with 142716 notes||From: eyecandybutts Via: raininginreverse|
A new study from the University of Japan has confirmed this, showing that although pet cats are more than capable of recognizing their owner’s voice they choose to ignore them….
In the words of the paper’s authors, they effectively “domesticated themselves”.
“Historically speaking, cats, unlike dogs, have not been domesticated to obey humans’ orders. Rather, they seem to take the initiative in human–cat interaction.” This is in contrast to the history of dogs and humans, where the former has been bred over thousands of years to respond to orders and commands. Cats, it seems, never needed to learn….
The study concludes by observing that “the behavioural aspect of cats that cause their owners to become attached to them are still undetermined.”
cat supremacy ^n_n^
what little shits. I love them
|8 hours ago with 1416 notes||From: eyecandybutts Via: nothatsnotdialectical|
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
|8 hours ago with 52501 notes||From: officialbrostrider Via: owbrien|
Looking for Poke’mon Center Merchandise?
I came across these stores recently, and I’m having a hard time not buying everything! I just wanted to share this with you guys, because I know eBay/Amazon can get pretty pricey, and some of you don’t like to order through a middle man.
Here you go!
I will add more to this list as I find them.
If you guys know of any that I should add, send me a message!
|8 hours ago with 3589 notes||From: eyecandybutts Via: shopping-and-shit|
let me explain u a thing
Gotta admire this
|8 hours ago with 9586 notes||From: marcobodtsrightside Via: fuffuster|
rare photograph of tumblr user warpedlamp back in 1974
It was in style back then.
omg lamp you were so cute as a baby
Who the hell gave you these old pictures.
Whoever it was is getting fired.
Look lamp’s weaboo stage
None of you are invited to my birthday party.
|8 hours ago with 15674 notes||From: eyecandybutts Via: causticgambler|
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
|8 hours ago with 205102 notes||From: marcobodtsrightside Via: title2come|
Symmetry in Nature
This picture shows the wing pattern of an Indian Roller (Coracias benghalensis) from Bangalore, Karnataka, India.
Photo by Arjun Haarith
Okay but I’d never even heard of this bird before. Look at how GORGEOUS this bird is!
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