gale’s reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like “if there was another way to defeat the absolute don’t you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it” and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he’s running with just go “well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale”
“Nine and Donna would’ve hated each other” WRONG they would ADORE each other they would be the two cattiest bitches in the book club. Donna would lean over and tell him “honestly sounds like Rassillion was a bit of a cunt” and he snorts so hard he almost regenerates right then and there
Catherine Tate said in a recent panel that if she were to play Donna with any other Doctor her choice would be Christopher Eccleston because they’re both a bit chippy and that’d be fun. VINDICATION!!!!
My family has started calling my cat “the beast” which is very funny considering she’s a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn’t really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me “The beast awakens… I know not what she desires 😥😥” i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god
Nay, verily… I have noted the position of the stars, and determined rather that The Beast Hungers… for her nightly plate of wet food
today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like “whoops forgot about it haha….” and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful
if you’re about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it’s overplayed. im here to let you know it’s your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it’s still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don’t you’ll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]
dare I say it, it’s antisemitic to call this antisemitic because you’re insinuating that obviously any discussion of greed really means jews, which is kinda telling on oneself.
